What’s lurking in the shadows? Dinosaurs? Bears?! Monsters?!?!
What’s lurking in the shadows? Dinosaurs? Bears?! Monsters?!?!
I decided that my terrible Wacom drawing style is right for a horror comic. SO IT BEGINS! I’m gonna update this whenevs. It’s a short comic, and I’m not too bothered about things like proportions or coloring in the lines 😛 I used Paint.net to do all the arts. Continue reading
I received this in the mail!
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(This is a piece of fiction.)
Hello friends! As a scary person, I often share my paranormal experiences online. Here’s the latest, originally posted on twitter:
Once, with Ouija board and planchette, I asked the ghosts, “What is it like?” They said to me, “We’ll show you. Turn off the lights.” So …
I waited in silence. Minutes passed. One, five, ten. Thirty. “Nothing,” I said. “I don’t hear anything. I don’t see anything.”
The planchette slid across the board. “Exactly,” spelled the ghosts. And they never spoke to me again. Goodnight, Twitter.
True story. Aren’t they all? 😉
Ezzy pushed a roll of twenties across the tabletop. “I’m fed up with the conquistador,” he said.
“Huh? What?” Luciana peeked over the newspaper she’d been skimming. Her eyes widened behind a pair of heavy glasses. “Dude! Who brings that much cash into a Denny’s? Put it away! Madre de dios! What’s wrong with you?” She dropped a sticky napkin over the money. They weren’t in McAllen’s worst neighborhood, but Luci erred on the side of caution ever since a pickpocket stole her wallet. The thief made off with two credit cards and a “Buy Ten, Get One Free” coupon for Café Maria. Luci had been one small black coffee away from a complementary latte. The loss nearly broke her heart.
“What’s wrong with me?” Ezzy asked. “I’m fed up with—”
“The conquistador. Right. So? He’s been a pain since the sixteenth century. And what does that guy have to do with…?” She gestured at the small fortune.
“It’s payment for…” He pantomimed stabbing somebody.
So begins “The Sea Under Texas,” an fantasy adventure in the Rio Grande Valley. Read the whole story in Quantum Fairy Tales Issue #11. If you like it, I will love you forever, and if you don’t like it, I will love that you gave it a shot.
Bregga, Action!Faatin, and Vars’s face are on the cover of Shining Ascension Issue #1, designed and painted by Nick Robles. Like the title says, there’s a lot to love about this art, but my favorite thing has to be Faatin’s smile. You can really see how she and Bregga have different personalities, but she always has Bregga’s back!
It’s been a joy to work with Nick, who is as professional as he is skilled. I can’t wait to see what he does next!
My next comic-related post will be less art, more information. What is this comic book project? What can you expect? What does “Shining Ascension” mean anyway? You’ll also hear from T. Hueston, the person who said, “There needs to be more kickass POC women in comics. Let’s make a comic book, Little Badger!” Yep, this project is Hueston’s baby – I’m along for the ride, haha.
Stay tuned! 😀