Today, I learned that people enjoy writing angry haikus to release their pent-up frustration. Maybe I should give it a go.
My cheap pillow sinks
beneath my heavy nightmares,
so now my neck hurts.
True story, although my big head is probably more culpable than my dreams.
Damn fair-weather friends
to the ninth circle of hell
with other traitors!!!
Wow, that was too angry. I even used a peeved little emoticon and three exclamation points.
EDIT: I declare that all my current friends are wonderful people, and the haiku above is written in jest. Yea verily.
When you recite angry haikus, feel free to shout. Maybe I should write the next ones in caps.